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Title: Riding Peeves
Post by: xanthmo on September 23, 2008, 07:29:44 PM
Here is a short list of things I dislike about being on 2 wheels:

1. Lights don't seem to change for me - particularly when in left turn lanes.  I wait for another car, then pull past the line, but sometimes that other car never comes, causing a moral dilemma :?

2. Any "cagers" ever flick a cigarette at you, even if not intentionally?

3. Ahh, the smells, sometimes it is nice to experience aromas you would not notice in a car, but riding 20mps over a rotten skunk carcass is one thing I can do without.

4. While on the subject of roadkill - does anyone get paranoid at night about hitting an animal, alive or otherwise?

Riding is great, but the annoyances are magnified by the vulnerability of being without a protective metal enclosure.  Please add to the list if I left out anything.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on September 24, 2008, 04:35:40 AM
Yo X,

They make a thing that goes on your bike to give you the apperence of being a car to the lights.  I've heard it works.

So far only had to dodge one cig, but I was riding with my dad and a car went over a 3 ft. cardboard disk and kicked it up at us.  It went between us within a foot of my dads head.  My dad being one of those bikers who refuses to wear a helmet...

As far as smells...  I've got you beat.  I was going down a highway here on my way home from work and all I could smell was cow crap.  It smelled so bad!  Then there was a huge area of road (2 lanes going one way), 12 foot long and all the way across the left lane, where it looked like there was mud on the road...  It wasn't mud...  Then for the rest of my journey down this highway there was a strip on the road of cow shyt...  It wasn't like cow patties, it was like the cows had the runs.  I got to where I could see the cattle hauler making the mess, but I could never fight my way through traffic enough to pass him.  That was a bad ride.

As far as being scared of hitting an animal on the bike...  I've heard way to many horror stories to really completely push it outta my mind.  But I try not to worry about it.  I try to treat it like everything else, look for it and dodge it.

Now adding to your list...  I really hate those "No Turn Signal" S.O.B.'s.  That really chaps my a$$.  You'll just be running down the road and then BAM! Here they come with outta care in the freakin' world!  I don't know if it's because they can't see us cause we're small or if it's cause they keep their head buried up their corn hole...  But really, how much freaking trouble is it to turn on a GD turn signal?!  Lazy bastards...

Another thing that eats me up is the opposite of those guys.  The ones that never turn them off...  When you're going down the road and you see that no one is letting this one poor bastard over, so you being the good sameritan you are... slow down and try to flag them over.  You wait...  You wave...  You wait...  You see them looking at you...  You wave again...  You now have the person behind you about to run smooth over you...  And you finally say "Screw it!"...  And after you pass them you see them change lanes to the opposite side that they've had the turn signal on for the last 5 minutes...  Good God people!!!  Look at your freaking gauges!!!  They're there for a reason!  They're not fashion!

Now I have noticed that you can link many driving issues to the fact of someone holding a phone...  I guess they can't use their turn signals right cause their hands are full...  MORONS!!!  I have more peeves, but I'll hold off on them and see if anyone else might list them.  Don't wanna take all the glory.   :lol:
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: xanthmo on September 24, 2008, 12:07:10 PM
Myth, that was some good stuff!  I am in a worse mood today than yesterday, and your post actually made me laugh.  :lol:  

There is a connection between cell phone use and turn signals - maybe they are left handed people causing the problem, but I have noticed people who hold cell phones with their left hand just opt-out of using a turn signal.

The smell of manure is pretty bad, in a car its a cringe of the nose, but on a bike, you can almost taste it.  [too bad there is not a barf smilie].
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on September 24, 2008, 12:32:17 PM
Easy there X, I'm a left hander...  The only reason there's a right half to my body is so the left half doesn't fall over.   :twisted:   And you're right, you can taste it...  And by saying that I'm going to assume you've had your experience with it as well.  I was actually having to stay a little further back off the car in front of me to make sure they weren't like a pissed off monkey slinging poo at me.

Well X I'm glad I could lighten your mood.   :cry:  But I have to give Ben his props...  He is the only one who actually updated his info in the Control panel to show his city/state info.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: ILL CLICK ENT on September 24, 2008, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: "Myth"
Easy there X, I'm a left hander...  The only reason there's a right half to my body is so the left half doesn't fall over.   :twisted:   And you're right, you can taste it...  And by saying that I'm going to assume you've had your experience with it as well.  I was actually having to stay a little further back off the car in front of me to make sure they weren't like a pissed off monkey slinging poo at me.

Well X I'm glad I could lighten your mood.   :cry:  But I have to give Ben his props...  He is the only one who actually updated his info in the Control panel to show his city/state info.

I agree with u both. Hey Myth, why u wanna go and leave me out? I made my update on location. I thought we were all cool? 8-) It's all good.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on September 25, 2008, 04:25:30 AM
Now I feel like a jerk...   :)   Now us poor uneducated folk will never firgure it out...   :D   But don't worry, it's coming.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: ILL CLICK ENT on September 25, 2008, 04:28:42 PM
It's all good Myth 8-)
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on September 26, 2008, 05:29:01 AM
Thanks ICE, glad you like it.  It's a section of an album cover for one of my favorite bands.  And just incase you didn't know...  It's Disturbed "Indestructible".
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: aggieboi254 on October 30, 2008, 10:01:43 AM
ok how bout those people that look straigh at you and either turn in front of you and when they see you stop dead across you lane and as you lock your brakes up trying not to hit them they look at you like its your fault,or the people that are in the lane next to you staring right at you in their sideview mirror and without signalin they start to change lanes  and come so close to hitting you you can smell the wax on their car!

I know what you mean about the smells on the bike! i was riding to work the other day.half way between home and work on a back road,i just so happened to pass a sewage treatment plant ,i never smell it in my car but wow that is a smell i could go the rest of my life without ever smelling again!!!
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: xanthmo on October 30, 2008, 10:54:07 AM
I think people drive passively, they expect to see trucks and cars, but for some reason motorcycles just don't register as a consideration.  How's the weather down there in TX?  Welcome to the forum AG.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on October 30, 2008, 11:16:24 AM
Well in my part of Texas it's lows are high 50's and the highs are low 80's...
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: drummerben on October 30, 2008, 04:37:33 PM
Wow...here in NE Georgia we are already into unseasonably cold weather (low 30's/ high 20's). I'm not riding my bike much (I finally got the kinks worked out--I think). I take it out for 15-20 min every few days just to keep it running. Hopefully there will be a few warm days I can ride to work this month. So far the end of Oct./beginning of Nov. is looking chilly.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on October 31, 2008, 04:50:48 AM
Hey Ben, I'm going to be coming to Georgia in Jan., is it gonna be freezing balls there???  I'm going to be out in the weather a lot, I'm going to be at Fort Benning.  Doing my basic training...  And I hate being cold...
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: aggieboi254 on October 31, 2008, 09:26:06 AM
the weather is kind of off and on, one day its 50 the next day it 78 or 85 ,ive been lucky though since i got my bike it hasnt rained here yet.just at night it drops down to about 50 or so and its just to cold to ride the bike 60 miles to and from work ya know! that makes me a little mad lol.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on October 31, 2008, 09:33:54 AM
Hey aggieboi, you know they make heated gear??? :D   I'm not sure how you'd wire it to the Zong, but I'm sure there's a way.  I'm kind of tempted by some of it...  I figure I'll be riding in all the icy shyt...  Eventually...
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: aggieboi254 on November 02, 2008, 07:09:57 AM
no myth i didnt know that ,i might just have to look into it and see about getting at least a jacket lol,i went for a ride the other night , and the front "window" on my helmet turned to ice about 5 minutes after i left home ,and my hands were ice cicle's so i might definatley have to look into that!
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: drummerben on November 02, 2008, 11:06:32 AM
Yeah, Jan. & Feb. are usually the coldest months. That portion of Ga shouldn't be as bad, however. It's a little lower in elevation & flatter, so you don't have the mountains to contend with. The mornings will be the worst, though P.T. will alleviate that I'm sure. Good Luck!
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Namikuz on November 02, 2008, 08:59:04 PM
I've done the Skunk thing too, AND years back(I DO NOT CONDONE STREET RACING ;) I was on my CB1100 Super Sport drag racing the latest Ninja 750. We launched and in about mid 4th gear~105mph I saw a streak of blonde fly under my front tire. I wobbled, shifted and stablised the bike, stopped. and went back to find a LARGE California Jack Rabbit. His left ear was gone, along with the hair and skin from the left ear to his right hip.
I tried to get his foot(for luck?) but all I could cut off this dead rabbit was his tail.
I wonder why rabbits get hit so much, They have 4 rabbits feet, hmm.....
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Namikuz on November 02, 2008, 09:06:54 PM
OH!!!!!! how could I forget......
Riding my '80 Suzuki Wes Coolie Replica, I saw a brownish cloud crossing the street. CRAPP!!!!!  Swarm of bees. I ducked under my windscreen. Well, I had my Jacket zipped halfway, when I ducked, the collar became a LARGE BEE SCOUPE!!!!!!   YUP, right down my back. MANY, MANY, MANY stings to my neck and back. I ALMOST came to a stop before bailing from the bike.  Minor damage to the bike, trip to the hospital for me. Prednizone and some adrenilin later, I want back for the bike. Legally parked on the street. IT WAS TOWED!!!!!  A vehicle involved in an incident in El Cajon California is subject to impound!!!!!
So a hospital bill and insult to injury, towing and impound.
Ah the GOOD OLD DAYS!!!!
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on November 03, 2008, 06:50:33 AM
Okay Namikuz...  About the rabbits feet...  Having one is good luck...  two, not so good...  three i consider questionable, cause the second has cancelled out the first, but does the third continue to worsen the effects or does it turn back to good......   Regaurdless, four is no good...  You don't want an even number.  You could also view it as the luck gods saying, "Oh come the f*ck on!  How much od dam luck do you need!  I'll show your greedy ass..."   :lol:

And now about the bees... :D
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: aggieboi254 on November 05, 2008, 08:51:01 AM
i havent hit any bees yet but lots of bugs the other day,i took my bike to temple which is the city i work in to get my check and schedule,well it was such a nice day out i wanted to see what it would feel like on a normal day.so off i went in a pair of jeans and a shirt without a jacket! felt great for about the first 30 minutes sun shining down and a nice cool breeze,and then came the bugs on the country roads,wow ,when you hit a bug doing 75 that kind of wake you up really quick,[not that i was tired to begin with].Then came the gravel truck with the non closing tail gate! but im sure there is no comparison between bugs/gravel truck and bees,i can only imagine what that would feel like and i feel for you guy that had to hurt.
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Namikuz on November 18, 2008, 10:57:34 PM
Well one of my BIGGEST Peeves, that really PEEVES me is the "Cage-Dwelling-Bumper-monkeys" that have NEVER been on a bike and ride your tail light when your in the #3(slow lane) and don't take a hint!!!!!!!!!  GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Some times I wish I had a handfull of ball bearings to "accidently" throw at their windshield!!!!!!  I never would, BUT it's a thought. These "Cage-Dwelling-Bumper-monkeys" are the same dufesses that tailgate EVERYBODY!!!!!!EVERYDAY!!!!!!  The worst here in S.L.C. are the local Police.  I can see getting close enough to run the plate, THEN BACK THE *&#%$ OFF!!!!!!    I do however have some fun with tailgaters. I have set my windshield squirters to shoot high on my windshield. Ofcourse it douses the person behind you and after a few times almost all of them "Cage-Dwelling-Bumper-monkeys" back off.  'cept for this Cop. He got sprayed several times and then as he went by on the off ramp, he flipped me off????  Well his side window was down and I supose he got wet himself. I applauded him for his Civic mannerisms and blew him a kiss, in which he flipped the bird AGAIN!!!!!   Ahh, Salt Lake City's Finest!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: Myth on November 19, 2008, 06:39:42 AM
Lol Zuki, you should post that in the Law Dogs topic as well...  That's freakin funny...  I've know guys who've done the ballbearing trick and I've also known a guy who told me railroad spikes work really well.  He said just drop it beside the bike, it'll bounce up under their vehicle and it'd make such a noise that they'd stop...  But this same crazy bastard also told me about putting fledglings on the "danger" side of a shotgun shell the glueing a BB to the blasting cap...  He claimed this would make them stop too...  But this is that one SOB that swerves across two lanes of traffic to cut you off cause he thinks you're driving too fast.  He'll try to make you hit him and then grip at you for driving like an idiot like you did something wrong...  Thank GOD I never drove the same way to work as this f@cker...  I'd've killed him.  Not literally of course  :roll: ...  But we really would've had a bad time together...
Title: Re: Riding Peeves
Post by: cbyerspace on August 14, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Im alittle late to this post But I got a few pet peves of my own, mainly its other drivers since they are bigger they think you'll bow down before them and let them own the road...

In south florida I get alot of people that will cut you off then slam on their brakes, I've used the little stripe in the road to avoid so many accidents you wouldn't belive it,

Then you have the people who just come over into your lane unannouced without looking and you have to basicly ride the line agian.

my fav is when you try to get over and people wont let you, I think its funny on my suzuki because I can go faster than they could dream of so why on earth speed up when I try to get over...

But the thing that drives me crazy is that everyone wants to race you... I am not about to get a ticket for something stupid.