Jokes and funny Stuff

[Myth]

The Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him to get over here.
What is your name?' was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy.
'John,' the new guy replied.
The Chief scowled, 'Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart, liberal ass stuff they're teaching Sailors in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my Sailors by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Chief. Do I make myself clear'?
Aye, aye, Chief!'
'Good! Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?'
The new guy sighed and said, 'Darling. My name is John Darling, Chief!'
'Okay --- John, here's what I want you to do.'

 

[Namikuz]

The Chief noticed a new seaman one day

'Good! Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?'
The new guy sighed and said, 'Darling. My name is John Darling, Chief!'
'Okay --- John, here's what I want you to do.'

 

FUNNY, FUNNY FUNNY.  My Dad was in the Navy for 23.5. Some of their names aren't to far from the joke.

[Namikuz]

That is some real shyt Myth. :idea:  One of us need to put it together and put it on you tube. Come on somebody gots skills.

That pic is from a vid. Its REALLY old, I can't find it. The lion biffs it. Its some soda commercial. REAL funny stuff.