LMAO! Sorry X, being from Texas I assumed everyone knew what Aggies were... My bad. But just so you know, that made my day.
Now when you say you're all outta jokes... I would assume you just me clean or cleanish ones... Certainly you know more jokes than that.
Though it would be nice if someone else besides us would throw in their two cents.
There were two brothers walking down the sidewalk in the city. The older brother was 16 and the younger one was 5.
Well they're walking and all the sundden the younger brother says, "Bubba, I gotta go to the bathroom."
The older brother says, "Can you hold it for a few minutes?"
And the younger brother says, "Okay."
Well they walk a little further and the younger brother says, "Bubba, I really gotta go to the bathroom..."
The older brother asks again, "Can you hold it for a few minutes?"
So the younger brother says "I'll try."
They walk a little further and the younger brother says, "Bubba, I REALLY need to go to the bathroom!"
The older brother askes him if he can hold it and the younger brother says, "No. I've been holding it and we still haven't found anywhere for me to go."
The older brother says, "Okay, well you gotta go Number one or Number two?
The younger brother says, "Number two..."
So the older brother looks around trying to find somewhere before his little brother craps on himself.
He sees an alleyway and decides that's his only choice.
So they duck in the alley and the younger brother starts doing his business.
Right after he gets his pants up a preacher walks by the alley and notices them.
So naturally he stops to make sure everything is okay.
Well upon seeing the preacher, the older brother takes off his hat and throws it over the pile of poop.
The preacher comes in the alley and asks what they are doing. They tell him they aren't doing anything.
He notices the hat on the ground and asks, "What's under the hat?"
The older brother doesn't know what to say and the younger one without missing a beat tells him they've caught the fastest bird in the world!
The preacher says, "Really? Well then why don't you raise the hat and let me see?"
The younger brother says, "Cause if we raise the hat he'll get away."
The preacher says, "Oh, I see. Well what if I get down here and catch him when you raise the hat?"
The younger brother says, "Okay..."
So the preacher gets down on the ground, ready to grab the bird as soon as the hat's lifted.
And the younger brother grabs the hat and asks him if he's ready.
The preachers tells him that he is, and they go, "One, Two, THREE!"
And the younger one raises the hat and the preacher digs both hands right into the pile of crap!
The older brother is beside himself, he has no idea what the younger was thinking.
The preacher looks at his hands and asks the brothers, "What the hell is this."
The younger brother tells him, "See, I told you it was the fastest bird in the wolrd, he's already shyt and ran!"
